I went to see one of our “Esteemed Medical Professionals “ ( which in this case was an oxymoron of biblical proportions) for my TMJ which stands for Thermonuclear Motherf - - -ing Jawpain about a month ago. I also had a tiny sore just on the inside of my left nostril that was slow to heal that my REAL doctor was concerned about saying that is how cancer acts. That statement got my attention very fast.
The “specialist” rolled into the exam room as pregnant as a hamster ( a very ugly hamster, with few teeth.) I was underwhelmed.
But at least she was dressed like a professional, all decked out in an old faded black T-shirt that failed to cover her expansive belly which was HUGE..
She had on matching black jeans and I had no idea what she had on her feet - nothing, for all I knew and if she was wearing shoes I also didn’t have a clue how she got them on. I doubted that she’d even SEEN her feet for at least the last trimester.
She began her thorough 4 minute examination looking at my nostril first and saying, “ Do you pick your nose?”
“ Only in public,” I answered.
“Well, you might want to do it with a little less enthusiasm from now on,” she said. Then she looked at my jaw briefly before declaring me perfectly fine. ( In fairness to American schools she probably got her medical degree at the University of Johannesburg..)
She gave me a prescription for a little antibiotic cream complete with a couple of Q-tips, and SEVEN muscle relaxers (Flexoril.)
This is not a typo..Seven flexoril - not twenty, not ten - SEVEN.
She billed 507$ for all this.. ( Even high priced attorneys don’t charge half this much and they serve a higher purpose.)
After receiving the second demand for my share of the fee I called her office and spoke to her secretary inquiring, “How in the world can the doctor, with a straight face, bill over 500 bucks?”
“Uhmm, because she can?” was her reply. Clever girl - I liked her immensely.
But I wasn’t quite finished yet - “What kind of noise does a duck make?” I asked.
“QUACK..”she answered.
“Exactly.” I still haven’t paid..
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FBI - ( Fetid Bunch of Indescribables ) If they’d ever get off of Bitch Biden’s payroll and quit hunting Donald Trump like the pack of jackels they are they might discover that they are okay at doing their real jobs like Umm, fighting crime. They caught the murderer from Idaho Wednesday.
I originally wrote the following, exactly one week after the killings on November 13th, 2022. It posted 2 days later on my blog. (Trannys and Women’s Sports.)
1) The killer knew all four of them.
2) HE wants to be caught, because he wants to be famous, ( and now he is.)
3) HE worked alone.
4) HE is cold as ice, a bona-fide psychopath. (One look at his curious looking unlived in face and those cold dead eyes and you know he did it.)
I got four out of four - and I’d be the first volunteer in line to throw the switch on the bastard..
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Just when I’m starting to think Joyless Bejar couldn’t possibly screw herself blind any worse she pulls a gem like this out of her hard hitting journalist ass, “ There’s a real problem in this country with heterosexual men, and especially the NFL, with toxic masculinity.”
Happy New Year, everyone..It’s going to be an interesting one..
JBS Blackheart
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