Sunday, January 8, 2023

Dallas Cowboys 2023

 In the worst team effort in 40 years ( 1985 - Bears-44 Cowboys-0) the most successful team in professional sports shit their own bed tonight in the BEST example of ineptitude and gutlessness ever seen on national television..The statistics are there-look ‘em up. It was a team effort to see who could suck the hardest (except for the best receiver in the NFL, my man CeeDee Lamb,) and Dak “ Crazy Arm” Prescott won hands down..He could’ve sucked a tennis ball through a garden hose and I’ve said it several times before - Dak Prescott, when it really counts and he’s gotten your hopes up sky-high - will fold like a cheap lawn chair..He simply doesn’t have “it”..

The Cowboys have- 

The best defensive player in the NFL..

The best receiver in the NFL..

The 32nd best quarterback in the NFL..

Tonight wasn’t a loss - it was another national embarrassment 40 years in the making..Stick to selling mattresses, Dak..It’s the only thing you do well under pressure..The 49ers beat the Cowboys like a red-headed stepchild..

Fuck ‘em..

3 comments:

  1. Exactly John. Buffoonery at the highest level.

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    1. I’ve seen circus clowns throw the football better - with their feet

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    2. Dak is a comfort zone QB. He only performs well when he has good protection with receivers open. This gets people's hopes up sky high, gives him good stats and the announcers and analysts crowing about him. Tampa Bay was a cripple. They had a losing season and still won their division. What does that tell you? Dak will not be in a comfort zone against San Francisco. If he can keep the game close, I'll be surprised.

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