LADIES..Read This.

 This is not what I’ve told every single new class for over 20 years - but it’s very close..Each semester I had kids ask when I was going to have “The Talk,” so they’d make sure they didn’t skip or call in sick..

If you are ever faced with an assault or kidnapping situation you have several options available..

First, never walk anywhere alone, to your car or anywhere else, if you can help it..We aren’t in Mayberry anymore..If you are alone pay very close attention to your surroundings…Predators will always go for the slow, the weak, or the stupid..If you’re going to your car have your keys gripped in your fist with at least one of them between your fingers in a stabbing position..If you’re assaulted use the keys to plunge into the eyes or neck of the predator, then run like hell..While running never scream “ Help!” ALWAYS yell “Fire!” you will attract far more attention this way..Do not slow down - if you hit your mark adrenaline will allow your assailant to give chase for a few seconds and he will be very pissed off - until his body realizes that it is mortally wounded and hopefully he will then bleed out on the ground..If you are comfortable with the idea, and trained, carry a pistol in your purse or on your body..If he has a gun run in a zigzag pattern - if not run in a straight line to safety.. Never take the stairs alone in a parking garage or building.. Never get on an elevator if there is a single occupant in it.. If you are already on it and a man gets on - get off..Wait for another one..

When you get in your car lock the doors immediately and LEAVE.. Don’t check your makeup or make a call.. If you are slow or unfortunate enough to allow someone to jump into your passenger seat make sure your seatbelt is on and drive into the nearest brick wall..Both front airbags will deploy but your belt will help you..( If you’ve never had an airbag go off remember that they are designed to save your life - it will knock the hell out of you..Try to get in the habit of driving with your hands in the 8 and 4 o’clock positions - it will prevent your wrists from being broken or flying back in your face..) Do whatever it takes to bail out right after the crash..

Never walk through a parking lot while talking on your phone..If you are kidnapped look for tattoos, scars, or any other identifying marks..Do NOT stare..It will make him either nervous or excited, and both are bad..Keep looking for an opportunity to escape. Never park next to a van, and if you are returning to your car and one is parked next to you either study it carefully, or go back and get someone to escort you.. If anyone ever attempts to force you into a different vehicle fight like your life depends on it, because it does..The only reason that they would want to take you somewhere else is so they can do what they want to you before they kill you..

I’m not law enforcement but any officer worth a damn will tell you the same thing - When every second counts, the cops are only minutes away..If you ever break down stay in your locked car and call the highway safety patrol with the number on the back of your driver’s license..

NO CHILD UNDER 12 SHOULD BE ANYWHERE ALONE - except inside the locked doors of their own home..

It’s a crazy world and it’s getting crazier every day.. Obey your instincts, they’re in your DNA and could save your life..Either forward this to every other female you know or tell them yourself.. If this sounds creepy or scary - then good..It was meant to..If this information helps to save one single life it will be well worth it.

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T’was a Saudi whose name was Bin Ladden,      America’s hearts he did sadden,                         Until Seal-Six hit,  And blew up his shit,                                   THEN American souls they did gladden!

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Alonzo Stagg said in 1905, “Statistics are for losers and assistant coaches..”  Dak Prescott has great statistics..Prescott isn’t even in the top ten best quarterbacks in the NFL..He folds like a cheap lawn chair in big games..Always has - probably always will.. I was texting back and forth with a guy years ago and he asked in what part of Texas I was in.. I told him I was a German 88 artillery shot south of JerryWorld.. He replied with “ JerryWorld?”                         I wrote back,” Where the Cowboys go to lose important games..”   I’ve seen the Cowboys way back when they played in the Cotton Bowl.. I bleed silver and blue..                           CeeDee Lamb is the best receiver in the league..You can have all your other hot dogs..   Micah Parsons is a lock for Defensive Player of the Year.. The Cowboys have three of the best tight ends in football, especially Ferguson who last week made the single best play in Dallas history.. He caught a pretty shitty pass from Dak “Crazy Arm” Prescott, hurdled a defender then said “ Do you want fries with that?” and put his helmet right through the numbers of the poor schmuck who was in his way..

The name for the 2022 Cowboys is “Unchained Lightning.” ( Yes, it’s mine..)

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Tulsa King starring Sylvester Stallone is the best show on TV, ( Paramount +) Yes, even better than Yellowstone and that’s saying a lot. It’s written by the same guy, Taylor Sheridan.. Watch it from the start - but episode 4 is an instant classic.. It is brilliantly written and Stallone is doing the best acting of his career. The last ten minutes of 4 is as good of TV as I’ve ever seen..

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A spider that spins a web and waits depends on the system for it’s survival..If a victim doesn’t come around in time the spider will die of starvation..

JBS Blackheart.         Thank you friend-reader