Limerick Time

   Fairytale of New York is considered the greatest Christmas song ever made in the UK

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                     The Democrats 

 If one looks in a toilet, I’ve heard,

Kamala is flipping the bird

Buttigieg with a grin’s bending over,

While Kerry with lust thinks it ‘tover

Hilary with dykes does run,

And Obama is married to one

Poor Biden can’t pronounce a word 

Guess you really can’t polish a turd..

JBS Blackheart

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                              Yank

There once was a Yank from Nantucket,

With hen feathers so long one could pluck it,

With a Kennedy “Whoopie!”

He fell drunk in the sea,

Do I help?  He’s a Yankee, so fuck it..

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                            Whipple

I once had a greyhound named Whipple,

Who’s farts were so bad they could cripple,

She farted thrice with a roar,

Said, “ Wait, there is more!”

“But in baseball you’d call that a triple!”

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