Anti-Christ Biden

   The monster Biden, ( who got the defective brain in Frankenstein’s laboratory) and his walking tumor of a son are starting to feel the heat from the Republican’s torches and pitchforks investigation into their sorry, crooked, crackhead, perverse, lives..

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  Some people just can’t take a joke. I’ve been catching a little flak for my “Steiner’s Nails” jest..                                                                         My reply?                                                           Did someone put a gun to your head and make you read my stuff? People like you give Christianity a bad name..You worry about your salvation - and let me worry about mine..(Not worried a bit..I know my redeemer lives and I know he keeps his promises..) While it may be true that JC never laughed at a joke  - ( he already knows all the punchlines ) - I guarantee you he laughed at other things hard and often.. I can also promise you he was the most popular guest at the wedding party..

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  My friend, Kevin from Rhode Island , ( Texas has bigger counties,) wanted so bad to be a Wiseguy, a Goodfellow, a Made-man..He ended up having to work for a living like the rest of us.. He is definitely one of the three most trusted friends I have left.. He knows that I would take a bullet for his dumb yankee ass, and I know the same about him..                                               Kevin and his buddies piled into a car one day in 1978 and headed south for Florida and Spring-break..They were warned to be careful passing through North Carolina, so of course they sped up as soon as they hit the state-line.. They got pulled over on I-40 by a Highway Patrol officer..The officer took up all their ID’s   leaned over the driver’s side window and said, “Well, well, well - it’s the Boys from the Bronx! Tell you how we’re going to handle this..We don’t trust you to do the right thing-we know how forgetful you are..So, your citation will be $275 dollars - in cash..” It was all they had..

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  “Paulie caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg, While it should’ve been a better shot                 And got him in the head..”.                                     The Butthole Surfers

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  Max Duggan for President ( quarterback for my 13-0 TCU Horny Toads..Anybody besides the sorry son of a bitch currently soiling the White House carpets..) TCU can beat hell out of any shorthorn dipshits from Weirdsville, Tx.  TUCK FEXAS!

JBS Blackheart