Black (heart) by popular demand,
NEWS FLASH!!
Paul Pelosi (Nancy’s gay husband) to star in remake of The Village People movie..Pelosi will play the lead role of Buck, the construction worker, because if all you have is a hammer everything looks like a “nail.”Conservative critics interrupted filming last Tuesday with unruly chants of “Come clean Pauline!”
Okay, no police body cams, no home security video, and the police say Pelosi himself answered the door looking,” spent.” Yeah, I’ll bet..Why didn’t he just pay the guy after sex like normal perverts do?
Anyway, this whole soap opera episode is so sordidly obvious that I’m getting bored with it.If Pelosi wasn’t screwing his boyfriend he’s damn sure screwing what little faith we have left in our institutions..The only thing we don’t really know about this love triangle ( Pelosi, his lover, and the hammer) is who was pitching and who was catching..After a few practice stories Pauline came up with the brilliant lie, “ He surprised me while I was still in bed!”
Smart thinking, Sugar - that will explain all the strange pubic hairs and DNA the investigators are going to find under the sheets! You both struggled to see who would get “hammered “ first..
C’mon Paulie, you’re in San Francisco for Christs sake! You’re definitely not fooling these gays, ( I mean guys.) You really should drop all charges against your boy-toy, bail him out of jail, and send his happy ass back to the downtown streets where you found him..And the next time you and “The Hammerer” ( great nickname for a male Prost by the way,) hook up will you please just pay for play- like you’ve done your whole perverse life..
JBS Blackheart
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