FaceBook Jail and Me.

 Well, FaceBook has thrown me back into the convent of The Little Bitches of Poverty and Pain to do penance.. I hope they’re not holding their breath..I’m beginning to get a bit irritated..

( You can righteously call POTUS a sorry, lying motherfucker but whatever you do don’t show some little dipshit sticking a butter-knife into an electrical outlet..FB has a butter-knife up its own butt when it comes to suicide..) 

Me and a fellow writer just got 30 more days - him for allegedly insulting the Religion of Peace..( You can’t call Mooselums morons anymore unless you enjoy FB prison food and don’t mind taking a chance on getting your neck cropped while you’re pumping gas..) I’m not saying they’re stupid, and moron may be too strong of a word - they’re all smart if you put them in a room by themselves!

Gays are strictly off limits too as they’ve learned that body-building has other advantages than getting them into a hot guy’s hairy ass..They have muscle now and they’re not afraid to use it - if they keep the macho act up much longer someone might mistake them for actual men..Lesbians are still sexy except for the ones with Arms like hams and breath that could peel paint..And don’t get me started on Tranny’s, ( I call them “Griners.” ) They have a deep-seated rage on an historic scale against normal people and anything more patriotic than a rainbow flag..

Blacks are cool - just don’t go to the State Fair on HomeyDay unless your clothing line is made by Kevlar, and if you drive your car you’d better pay the 12 year old trying to sell you crack in the parking lot to watch it instead or it’ll be stripped 10 minutes after you walk away..The slowest day of the year is June 18th,(Father’s Day.) No black men will be there because they are all too confused, or because they know their Ex’s will be there holding a silly grudge and their hands out wanting a contribution to help support the nine ‘chirren she had with your deadbeat ass while she was between quality boyfriends.. ( Besides, the fair quit selling malt-liquor anyway - you wouldn’t like what the place has become!)

Mexicans are great if you need a good fence built and you can catch them hanging out front of Home-Depot by 9:00 AM before they’ve finished their first twelve pack..

Stupid people are still fair game to insult but they’re picking up on the whole social-justice thing pretty quick..They’re learning to color inside the lines now but thankfully haven’t figured out the disadvantages of a circular firing squad yet..

Liberals, well fuck liberals - they’re just like atheists who exist with no invisible means of support except from people like you and me that actually work for a living and pay a shit-ton of taxes to keep these tapeworms alive..There are very few people I truly despise, (no more than 40, maybe 45, and they’re ALL liberals..)

Politicians are as welcome as NAMBLA members at a kindergarten Christmas play and they should all stay far away from light poles or they might find themselves decorating one..as far as Joe ( Buttplug) Biden - he’s got such an evil, monstrous, leer any pirate or Jack-o-lantern would be envious and any adolescent girl had better flee from in abject terror and self-preservation..All Yankees north of the Mason-Dixon Line should stay in their frozen hell..They know how we feel about them here..

Which brings me right back to the little bitches of FaceBook.. I have no beef with them really..They’re just performing to their own nature after all - it’s their ball and we’re all just playing with it waiting to see who they’ll get mad at first and take it from before running home.. I wouldn’t have met some extraordinarily interesting people and friends without it -  and if the FB people were all in mental anguish leaning over the precipice of eternity I’d be there with a kind smile and reassuring words - and a gentle shove..

JBS Blackheart